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Islamic extremists have launched a new jihadist web magazine, named al-Khansa, aimed at women. Finally, a magazine whose editor is more evil than Anna Wintour Helen Gurley Brown Bonnie Fuller Martha Stewart Bonnie Fuller.

According to the BBC:

The aim of the magazine is to show women how to reconcile the apparent contradiction of fighting jihad while maintaining family life.

The main objective seems to be to teach women married to radical Islamists how to support their husbands.

Also featured in the premier edition, a story entitled "Summer Burquas: Black is the New Black," eye makeup tips that'll really let you go unnoticed by men, and handy how-to tips for "Dynamite Abs in 10 Days!"

The magazine also aims to nourish the soul of today's lady jihadi. Their al-Khansa Book Club selection this month is "No Books—Education is Wasted on Women." They also feature inspirational tidbits to get you through the day. This example from the BBC:

One of its encouragements to jihad reads: "The blood of our husbands and the body parts of our children are our sacrificial offering."